Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Mistress Anchorlady

Dear Campbell,

I was watching your show, “Campbell Brown’s Election Center” and decided mid-way through that I wasn’t physically worthy of your graces, so I started doing pushups. Admittedly, it’s been a long while since I did anything more than swim for a few minutes at a time at Barton Springs Pool (a place I’ll take you to some time), so I had to do a series of “girl pushups” in order to warm my muscles up enough for man ones. I was still glad to be getting exercise, however small, and repeatedly looked toward the TV for inspiration. I’m sorry to say that more often than not, I was met with the porky image of Roland Martin, sandwiched in a panel between Bay Buchanan and Jeffrey Toobin, and I finally stopped. Doesn’t Roland remind you of a caterpillar? He reminds me of a caterpillar.




Bash said...


C. Andres Alderete said...

That's a vulgar thing to say about the woman I love.

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