Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Oh Campbell

Dear Campbell,

I wrote a poem for you while I was at work today. Here it is:

Brown hair like baby poo,
White teeth like Elmer’s glue,
Fancy clothes and makeup too,
Oh Campbell, I love you.

It's a complex
aaaa quatrain, and I'm pretty much done with it, but I might add more and regift it to you on Valentine’s Day or your birthday or something. I still want to mention your big eyes and skin tone, and I really want to get the word “screw” in there somewhere.



1 comment:

Bash said...

Why do I read this? I've got to find a more productive way to spend my time.

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