Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Sacrificial Bash

Dear Campbell,

I tried to kill Chris last Thursday at the Dog & Duck pub. I failed, but I think my failure was in my method: mind control. It was more of a persuasion of deadness from my mind to his. I’m sorry, Campbell, but I had to stop after several attempts because my vision started dimming and my fingertips got cold. I did make him pee though, twice. I’ll keep trying.

Your Servant,

C

1 comment:

Bash said...

Campbell likes being called a MILF... it's a term of endearment, like "Nailin' Palin" is an endorsement rather than a derogatory statement.

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