Thursday, October 9, 2008

As a Matter of Fact...

Dear Campbell,

Did you hear Chris called me gay for loving the husky laugh and boyish good looks of Rachel Maddow (who, as Wikipedia revealed to me, is a “girl kisser” (Elrod N.pag.))? ME! As I recall, during his last birthday binge, Chris had a wolfish lust for a perfectly proportioned, Webster-like man in the courtyard of the Red Scoot Inn. Even though the beard on this little fellow clearly qualified him as an adult, his 10-year-old physique and presumably equally hairy testicles, established Chris as both a child molester and a homosexual.


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