Did you hear Chris called me gay for loving the husky laugh and boyish good looks of Rachel Maddow (who, as Wikipedia revealed to me, is a “girl kisser” (Elrod N.pag.))? ME! As I recall, during his last birthday binge, Chris had a wolfish lust for a perfectly proportioned, Webster-like man in the courtyard of the Red Scoot Inn. Even though the beard on this little fellow clearly qualified him as an adult, his 10-year-old physique and presumably equally hairy testicles, established Chris as both a child molester and a homosexual.
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