Things I realized while watching Ghostbusters in my underwear and doing what can only be described as yoga:
1. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
2. If I were a Ghostbuster, I would have inevitably thought of zombies and not the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man when the traveller arrived.
3. Sigourney Weaver was damn sexy.
4. Nail Sigourney Weaver even if she's possessed.
5. I miss Rick Moranis.
6. Spaceballs was about Jews.
7. Egon doesn't have a PhD.
8. Winston wasn't an equally invested Ghostbuster, as he was just some asshole off the street.
9. I finally get the "Are you, Alice, menstrating right now?" question from Pete Venkman.
10. The "I ain't 'fraid o' no ghost" song is not cool.
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