I’d like to make a quick apology for my last post which suggested Jesus and Allah blow each other. First of all, Jesus and Mohammed is absolutely more appropriate. I’m embarrassed to have made such an obvious faux pas. Secondly, is there really a scenario where Jesus and Mohammed would brush mustaches over their respective uglies? I think not. Everyone knows Jesus would have made Mohammed feel guilty over his womanizing, excessive masturbation and steak dinner Fridays, and Mohammed in turn would have strapped some ball-bearing, kitchen cocktail to his stomach and blown up Jesus’ favorite
I know what you’re thinking. Jesus lived in like the year 0 and Mohammed 500 years after, but again, had pleasures of the flesh been an issue, all Christians know that Jesus had a massive hog that would have spanned the length of time it took to reach Mohammed’s century. He’s the son of God for Christ’s sake.
Anyway, all that’s hypothetical ‘cause Jesus was only into black chicks.
So again, I apologize.