Thursday, April 30, 2009

Indecent Proposal?

Did you know that Keith Olbermann of MSNBC challenged Sean Hannity of Fox to a water-boarding competition? It's going to be called The Internetwork's First Annual Whacky Water-Board Whack-Off! This year's competition involves the water-boarding of Sean Hannity while Olbermann watches with heated sex sweat on his brow.
Contest Rules and Conditions:
Because Hannity so easily suggested his willingness to undergo water-boarding for charity or for "the troops," Olbermann has generously offered to donate 1,000 dollars (for every second Hannity endures the procedure) to military families. If the MSNBC anchor maintains a full erection while Hannity chokes on his own idiot words, Olbermann will sleep with Greta Van Susteren and Geraldo Rivera. If Hannity taps out and admits that water-boarding is torture, the Fox anchor must convert to Islam, repeat the phrase "Obama is my soul brotha" at least 15 times the following business week, and pay for six months of Rachel Maddow's testosterone supplements.
This is mostly true, folks.

6 comments:

Chrissy said...

Rachel Maddow's testosterone supplements. That is SO funny!

C. Andres Alderete said...

Why, thank you. I try to report just the facts.

Tina said...

Ahhh! Why'd you have to bring Greta Van Susteren into the sexual equation? She's a troll.

C. Andres Alderete said...

I meant Greta Van Facelift. I always want to stick a cigar or a strand of wheat in her cowgirl snarl.

Diesel said...

I think that for Sean Hannity, it will be a blessing just to not to have to hear his own voice for a few minutes.

C. Andres Alderete said...

@ Diesel. I'll be happy if they're all just occupied for a few minutes, so I don't have to hear more bullshit about the swine flu.

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