Contest Rules and Conditions:
Because Hannity so easily suggested his willingness to undergo water-boarding for charity or for "the troops," Olbermann has generously offered to donate 1,000 dollars (for every second Hannity endures the procedure) to military families. If the MSNBC anchor maintains a full erection while Hannity chokes on his own idiot words, Olbermann will sleep with Greta Van Susteren and Geraldo Rivera. If Hannity taps out and admits that water-boarding is torture, the Fox anchor must convert to Islam, repeat the phrase "Obama is my soul brotha" at least 15 times the following business week, and pay for six months of Rachel Maddow's testosterone supplements.
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