I guess what I’m saying is I need money. And I don't mean 12-hour-days-at-work money. That kind sucks. I want money that blooms like flowers on the trees in my backyard. I want to clean decomposing clumps of it from the rain gutters of my house. I want to grow hydroponic 100 dollar bills under UV lamps in my closet so that when celebrities are whoring their kisses for charity, I can wave a fistful of dollars and buy one for my ass.
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