Sunday, June 28, 2009

Austin, a Pictorial

I know this Austin pictorial stuff was supposed to get me out of the house, but it's 108 degrees outside. Besides, I was in a minor car accident today and am using it as an excuse to stay home and feel sorry for myself.
This is what I do when it's a living hell in Texas: drink local beer and swim. This here's Austin Amber. It's brewed in South Austin, and while it's a mighty fine tasting beer, it also captures the fascist in me with images of the the Austin area. Anybody recognize the scene in the letter "N"? That's right, folks, bats. The last photograph was captured by Gilda and is purely for entertainment value.

10 comments:

Sharon Reynolds said...

Wow, Gilda really captured your essence in that photo--your essence and your tiny ankles. ;)

Your pictorial of Austin stems from a beer label that includes a pictorial of Austin? Genius.

Chrissy said...

Is that a vacuum with a hose attachment behind you? Is there something you aren't telling us?

C. Andres Alderete said...

Don't let my ankles fool you, Sharon. I can kick down an oak door. And yes, I'm a genius.

I assure you, Chrissy, it isn't what you think. That's just my industrial penis stretcher. I stretch my penis with it.

Pearl said...

As a fellow possessor of tiny ankles, I'd like to point out that you've missed the last couple meetings of those with tiny ankles.

That means you bring the beer to the next one.

Mmmmm. Bat beer.

Pearl

Awesome Sara said...

car accident?!?! u ok?!?! geez i stop blogging for a few days and u lose ur shit on me!!

Megan said...

Hello, Austin.

Awesome Sara said...

i told nikki, the future baby momma jesus and her eyes rolled like it was going to fall out of her ears.

C. Andres Alderete said...

Pearl, I was at the big feet convention.

Awesome, it was a minor accident that I caused. That's all I have to say about that.

Megan, welcome.

Phillipia said...

I just happened on your blog again because I liked your "Yankees?" comment on Chris' blog.. i love the Austin pictorials:) I'll be back.

C. Andres Alderete said...

Hooray!

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