Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hommage Blog

Because I'm lazy and don't feel like being creative right now, I'd like to take a moment to honor some other bloggers and readers who are almost as genius as me and post regular comments on my blog, even when my rants are offensive and unpleasant:

Sharon, because even though we're in a quiet state of blogging competition, she's funnier than me, less jaded, and she had a wardrobe malfunction in kindergarten, showing me my first pair of boobs.
Chrissy, because the stripper silhouette on her blog makes me blush and look defensively/nervously over my shoulder when I'm at work.
Chris "Maugeritaville," 'cause now I know what my elementary school teachers were really thinking when I was an obnoxious, eight-year-old shithead.
Awesome Sara, because I don't know anyone as narcissistic as myself and because she technically mentioned my ass in a comment.
Bash, because even though he's a syphilitic vagina for making his blog private, and I'm never notified when he blogs, he's still a handsome bastardo.
Nancy, for commenting only once but turning me on in the process.
Chindiana Trails, because he likes the same useless crap that I do and he occasionally describes Malaysian culture, something I know nothing about.
Eunyoung, a hot Korean woman with whom I shared a hostel room after hitchhiking to San Francisco, oh so long ago.
Roger, for suffering all my posts about him and for trying to comment once but getting shot down by me.
Katy, for telling me you "liked" my blog on facebook, the wrong social network.

The rest of you chicken-livers who read my blog but don't ever comment, I'm virtually teabagging your squinting eyes and mummed lips...right now.

19 comments:

Chris @ Maugeritaville said...

Thanks, dude. I appreciate the recognition. And yeah, I'm sure your teachers were thinking all KINDS of things!

Awesome Sara said...

LOL thanks kitten!! I feel all sorts of warm fuzzies inside. I wasn't hugged enough as a child, hence the narcissim and terrible spelling.

Katy F said...

I commented actually ON the blog once (this makes twice). And I also corrected a typo. Hence, I've rightfully earned my position at the very bottom of the shout-out list. Proving your point, "shout-out" is probably lingo from the wrong social network.

Maria Killam said...

Another funny blog like Sara's!! Thanks for coming over and visiting mine!

f8hasit said...

Awww....now you've gone and done it. Called me out on the 'once'. So now you are going to see me posting comments on each and every post. You are going so going to live up to your title; the tired one. The tired one for seeing me at every turn!

BTW. I love your title AND banner photo. Did I ever mention that?

Oh no, I didn't. I only commented once.
:-)

Thanks for your post and callout.
Nancy

Sharon Reynolds said...

If Michael Jackson didn't already take the cozy name for his kid, I would name this very blog post Blanket and snuggle with it at night--as I'm sure MJ does with his kid...

You know what, Charlene, I'm glad that you were the first to see my wee little nipple that wonderous Circus performance day in kindergarten. It was that moment of shock, embarassment, and humilation that lead me to start wearing a full-size DD bra starting at the age of 5. Without you, I wouldn't have the experience to be able to get my bra on or off in one second flat.

I, and anyone I'm attempting to seduce at any moment, thank you.

My Hero,
Sharon

C. Andres Alderete said...

I enjoy your blog, Mr. Maugeritaville, and yes, I was a monster.

Awesome, I've never been called kitten before but I suppose it's better than shithead.

I forgot you corrected a humiliating typo, Katy. How foolish of me to leave that out.

Maria, I had to visit your blog. It's your birthday.

Eunyong, you're being hysterical.

C. Andres Alderete said...

Bring it, Nancy. Women have been wearing me down for years now. I do apologize for the passive manipulative way of getting you to comment, though. I've become my parents.

C. Andres Alderete said...

It's funny you mentioned MJ. I mentioned him in my blog after next. But you don't know that yet. Also, don't blame me for your indecent exposure or giant knockers. I was just a bystander.

Awesome Sara said...

would it make you feel better to be called shithead??? i can accomedate. i got to keep my commentors heppy.

Awesome Sara said...

oh, btw my cats thinks your reason for tearing up my curtains for rags was a great idea. she trying to use that excuse on the fringe part of my rug.

C. Andres Alderete said...

Kitten is fine, Awesome, but if you'd like to differentiate, I'm ok with "handsome" kitten too.
I'm happy to be so helpful in redecorating your apartment.

f8hasit said...

I'm a sucker for passive manipulation. Always have been.

Ask Chrissy. She's been helping through this problem for years now...

Oh, but you can't. SHE makes you blush. That's so cute.
:-)

Comments now 2 days in a row....

Chindiana said...

Hey thanks for the mention dude! We Who Like Useless Crap should stick together!

C. Andres Alderete said...

Better yet, we should fight crime together!

Chindiana said...

Done! i'll send over the WWLUC decoder rings asap!

sonya said...

mmmmmm teabags.....

C. Andres Alderete said...

Chindiana, spandex shopping Sundays!

Sonya, that's the hottest thing you've ever said to me.

Blogger said...

I've just installed iStripper, and now I can watch the sexiest virtual strippers on my desktop.

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