I did appreciate Morris and Jerome's comic relief, and Apollonia's boobies were a delightful pause and zoom-in surprise. I crossed my fingers when it appeared as though she'd disrobe and praised Allah when she emerged from the lake topless and pouty. She's now on my list of 80s goddesses to google, Vanity being my #1.*
I also appreciated Prince's performances a great deal. The man is an entertainer even if he is an unconvincing actor and pretentious urethra hole.
*Update: I searched Vanity first, because she was such a knock out it upsets me, and found that she turned into a crack head and met Jesus when she ODed. She's now a maniac, who spreads the word of God. I think I could be religious for her if she's still remotely 1984 hot. I never searched Apollonia. It's probably better not to know.