Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Obama and Buttromping in one sweet blog

Before I attack, I'd first like to say that Obama is pretty much a swell guy. I voted for him and forced my aloof girlfriend to vote for him too. My friend (whom I won't name so he won't have a fifteenth "tag" on my blog. Burn, Roger...D'OH!) and I went to his inauguration.* We weren't in fancy evening gowns or long white gloves, although Roger's "White Diamonds" perfume and pendulum earrings were enchanting. We borrowed a car and drove day and night to get there. We stayed in a stranger's home (thank you, craiglist. Hi, Geeta!), and we really only had money for gasoline. That was excessive, I'd say, but that being said, am I just as crazy as this person? Click for a close up.
I hope not. This is someone trying to show their support but fucking it up.** It's bandwagon mentality gone awry. It's Rachel Maddow and Keith Olberman's smug fanaticism. It's Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Rush Limbaugh making love in a Georgia roadside motel.***
I don't know why morons irritate me so. The person driving this car is obviously in relative agreement with my political beliefs, but I'd rather not have him on my side. To be fair, I did speed to 75mph, cautiously changed "shooting modes" on my camera, and greedily snapped several pictures with the intention of making fun of the owner on this blog, for you. But that was for you, and if you have an Obama vehicle alteration, tattoo, haircut, or if you now say "look" each time you're about to make a long-winded point, you're an asshole, but you're reading my blog, so you're my asshole, and I love you dearly.



*Click here if you care to read the inauguration postings or see how unfortunate Roger's face is.


**I apologize for the word configuration but "but fucking" is not butt fucking, so grow up.


***Butt fucking.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are fucking hilarious.

Chrissy said...

Is it just me? I click but it doesn't enlarge. It's probably me. :-(

C. Andres Alderete said...

Thank you, anonymous person.

Chrissy, it's an uphill battle, but I think I fixed it.

Chrissy said...

Okay, now it worked. Who's to say their name isn't really Obama?

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

I think they're more likely Crimson Tide fans and just forgot the "G" in "GO BAMA". I could be wrong.

C. Andres Alderete said...

Their name can't be Obama, Chrissy. That would ruin my whole post.

Or, maybe they're Islamic militant enthusiasts and meant "Osama" which would be equally funny.

Jan said...

Thank You...chicken liver? I think you know better...

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