I’ve been working on a Halloween costume for a couple days now. I call it “The Smug Prick,” and since I’m the Martha Stewart of filth, it promises to be amazing. The materials I’m using are as follows: a pair of balloons (balls), papier-mâché, cardboard, wire, and hangers and burlap (the shaft). This is really happening, folks.
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