Thursday, October 15, 2009

When Creative Minds Go Bad

I’ve been working on a Halloween costume for a couple days now. I call it “The Smug Prick,” and since I’m the Martha Stewart of filth, it promises to be amazing. The materials I’m using are as follows: a pair of balloons (balls), papier-mâché, cardboard, wire, and hangers and burlap (the shaft). This is really happening, folks.


13 comments:

f8hasit said...

How big is it, Carlos?

The costume.
I. Uh..oh, just forget it.
:-)

C. Andres Alderete said...

I thought about you while posting this. Your "I have [510] more followers because I don't talk about the size of my testicles" comment was ringing in my ear as I squiggled pubic hair on my drawing, hence, the censor bars. Somehow, it's still not tasteful.

Chrissy said...

What do you mean, it's not tasteful? Looks tasty to me.

Oh wait, that didn't come out right..

C. Andres Alderete said...

You two are my favorite people.

carma said...

papier mache AND cardboard? Oh, the potential!

Sharon Reynolds said...

First where are you wearing this to?

And second I'm offended by your previous comment.

Collette said...

How very talented you are! And so lifelike, well, besides the size. Will you be using wires sticking out as the pubes? That would be cool excpt for poking people's eyes out!

Chrissy said...

Lifelike, Collette? That's it. I'm moving to Detroit!

Chindiana said...

Looks like a career as a writer/sculpture is just around the corner Carlos...

C. Andres Alderete said...

Sharon, I'm trick or treating, of course.

Collette, I'm using wires indeed. Eyes be damned!

Chrissy, Detroit's got nuthin' on Texas.

Chindiana, perhaps I should start writing on my sculptures?

f8hasit said...

Will you post a photo of yourself WITH the costume on?
Also, I mean, I kindof know but not really in quite the same sense. Not yours, of course, but...how does it feel looking out between your testicles? Of the costume?
;-)

Chrissy said...

OMG, that's hysterical. Did you go trick or treating?

C. Andres Alderete said...

Nancy, it's homoerotica to the base. Get it? The base? HAHAHA!

Chrissy, I didn't go trick or treating but I spent most of the night hiding in bushes around the neighborhood then jumping out and chasing young MILFs.

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