Hey California Supreme Court! I got a good fuckin’ idea. Why don’t you lobby the real Supreme Court to banish all homosexuals to Yucca Mountain. You’ve already established that they’re second-class citizens anyway. Let’s just round ‘em up and dump ‘em in a place where they can continue doing what already doesn’t affect me at all but in a radioactive environment. Ooooh, while you’re following “the will of the people” and governing how people fuck each other, you should officially change their names to “faggot” too. They don’t need names. They’re not even real people. They’re monogamous heathens who drive cars, pay taxes, and mourn their dead. Why should they be able to enjoy the things that real people do?
Christ, remember when 26,000 of them made a desperate rush to marry each other after the liberals of your state opened that ridiculous window of opportunity for them to do so? They sure can imitate real-people happiness well. But I know truth. They’re just faggots. Thank goodness you, California Supreme Court, are around show the rest of the country that 18,000 gay couples are only as free as you allow them to be.
At least it’s over now. Jesus will finally stop nagging me to do something about them. He really hates it when men hump each other in the butthole, and he swears he’ll boycott ABC if his favorite show “The Bachelorette” starts pairing “the gays” up. Second-class people who’ve been together for decades shouldn’t be allowed to experience the deep and fulfilling love that first-class heteroes experience in a single season of “The Bachelorette,” “The Bachelor,” and “Who What’s to Marry a Millionaire?” (Am I missing any?). It’s too sacred.