Sunday, June 13, 2010

Military drones and standard issue 'Fleshlights'

Folks, I saw an unmanned aerial vehicle or UAV last Friday. There I was sipping my coffee, enjoying ACC’s panoramic view of Austin from the Pinnacle’s 6th floor when zoom it flew, straight and predetermined, watchful and watchful and watchful. I know there are many types of military drones and I couldn’t/still can’t distinguish exactly which one I saw but it looked something like this:

In other military news, the wildly popular artificial vagina known as the “Fleshlight” is now available, discounted, and proudly advertised at North Austin’s News & Video.

Oh, America.


Dreamfarm Girl said...

Why am I not surprised? ~sigh~ Especially the drone emblem.

Chindiana said...

nice photoshop on the drone Carlos. A scary reminder on what the drones can be used for on home turf.

Heather said...

Fleshlights? Never heard of that before.

Micheal Butler AKA JJ said...

I've just read that a certain Republican, suggested the government mine your borders with Mexico.

sonya said...

irrelevant comment...i love how the label of "Roger" is used almost as much as "rant" and "books."

C. Andres Alderete said...

I'm more surprised that they're so boldly advertising a love contraption, Dreamfarm.

Politicians are trying to get them to patrol the Texas/Mexican border, Chindiana. Still pretty damn shocking.

Google it, Heather. In a little locked room.

That's crazy talk, JJ, but I totally believe it.

Roger's like my man version of a bad girlfriend.

carma said...

at least they are offering a military discount on the fleshlight. Very patriotic.

Chrissy said...

Is this a great country, or what?

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