Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Amazing puppet update

Folks, I have nothing to say, but since I haven’t said anything in a while, I thought I’d update you on the puppet project I’ve been lazily working on.

First, let me say that I will not be performing with this thing. I regard ventriloquists as dumbshit hacks and I have no interested in joining their ranks. There seems to be some confusion about that.

Second, it’s unlikely I’ll finish this by Halloween, which was my original reason for even starting, but that’s okay ‘cause I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the process.

Third, rather than take a bunch of pictures of the thing and its parts, I’ve uploaded a second video starring the sexiest man alive, me. If any of you comment on how rigid and uncomfortable I appear to be on camera, I will choke you unconscious.

Fourth, for those of you who remember my little art project from last year, fear not. The puppet is office/child/elderly/pet friendly. 


Heather said...

Well at least you are doing something that you enjoy, that is all that matters.

Chrissy said...

I didn't even see the puppet because I was mesmerized by you.

f8hasit said...

THAT is fabulous. I KNEW you were creative (last years costume) and I knew you were talented (all your sketches) but I had no idea that you were THAT creative and THAT talented.

You need to send those videos to the Jim Henson foundation. Really. Or better yet, start your own puppet enterprize.

I'm SOOOOOOO impressed right now I must leave the computer for a moment to catch my breath...

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