This guy's distracted, Buzz
In other news, I’ve been working on a screenplay for several weeks now. I know what you’re thinking, “What happened to the last screenplay you said you were working on, Handsome Carlos? Or the books? Or the short stories? Or the comic book?” Well my answer to you is shut your stinking mouthhole! Those things are shelved but within reach, and I’ll get to them once I finish this screenplay. I won’t discuss the details because I’m a paranoid shut-in, jealously holding my creativity to my breast, and I don’t want any of you e-trolls stealing my stuff. *narrowing eyes and shifting them from side to side* I will say that it’s science fiction, the first of the genre I’ve ever attempted, but as an audience, you’ll only have to suspend disbelief for the premise. Everything else is within familiarity. Anyway, the story’s original and, like everything I create, awesome, but I’ll admit I’m concerned with the actual script. You know how some people are exceedingly sexy when you’re naked and panting over them but once the lights are on and your steel resolve has weakened to a vestigial noodle, you realize that that sexy object of your affection has bigger hands than you and was probably once a man? That’s my concern with this screenplay. I still feel like it’s the most relevant thing I’ve ever conceived. We’ll see.
Last and most certainly least, I’ve added a “Testimonial” page to further waste your time. Scroll to the top of this screen and you’ll see “Home/About the Genius/Networks” and now “Testimonials.” It’s a list of “quotes” (how’s that for irony?) about this masterful blog that I’ll be updating each Wednesday. You’re welcome to email me your thoughts. If they meet my elitist standards of wit, I’ll quote you and link to your page. Just don’t get all sensitive and stop visiting my blog if I tell you that you’re more of an asshole than funny.